MTB Horoscope | February 2017

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ARIES | March 21 – April 19


February 2017 : This month you could experience a strong desire to clear your psyche of past traumas that limit you and your riding. People will think that you lack confidence and you are a loser. But if you sign up for a race this month, you will meet new and interesting riders who will see you in a positive way. Among them could be a potential love partner.


TAURUS | April 20 – May 20


February 2017 : The force is strong with you in Feb. You will be riding fast as hell and winning races and hot chiks. There are strong chances to win an online contest or giveaway’s.  Have a Banana Shake every morning to keep the good luck star with you throughout the month. Feb will be a good month for you in general. Go for it and have fun!


GEMINI | May 21 – June 20


February 2017 : You are known for your incredible wit and intelligence. You social life expands and blooms during the first weekend of Feb. You could make several new casual friends who introduce you to a much wider social circle and confuse you eventually. Try not to get involved in arguments and don’t stress yourself as a minor crash is predicted during the last week of Feb.

CANCER | June 21 – July 22


February 2017 : Your recent encounter with a love partner has made you more powerful like a Jedi. But don’t get distracted or join the Dark Side. Concentrate on your training and ride every day. A group of friends may invite you to attend a bike race or a beer party involving a fist fight or a bike video, or perhaps both. Be prepared, and expect the unexpected.

LEO | July 23 – August 22


February 2017 : Bad month. You will encounter frustration this month especially when you come across a Taurus trying to ride or race with you. Having couple of beers after a ride should make you feel better and improve your stars for the coming month which looks promising. You will be passionately kissing the person sitting to your left by the end of Feb. If there’s nobody sitting there…Well, sucks to be you.

VIRGO | August 23 – September 22


February 2017 : If you’ve considered a career in bike industry or sewerage management, February 2017 the opportunity to make that dream a reality could come your way. This could be due to a recent bizarre encounter with your ex-partner. You “have” make a big decision this weekend which “might” be fruitful or fateful for you. Put a black mark on your right thumb for good luck.

LIBRA | September 23 – October 22


February 2017 : Stay out of bike shops, both physical and online. You might spend a fortune on bike parts or a new bike. The effect of this is likely to be more profound than a simple. Expect a major argument with your spouse which you will not regret as Feb is full of epic rides anywhere you please. Be brave and prepare to be transformed into a beast you always wanted to be.

SCORPIO | October 23 – November 21


February 2017 : If you’re involved, your relationship could be near the point where it has to move ahead or end. Chances are it will move ahead. If you aren’t attached, you in full gear and your pimped bike will attract more than one potential partner into your aura. You will feel lucky throughout the month if you wear a black jersey for all the rides.

SAGITTARIUS | November 22 – December 21


February 2017 : Old mountain bike videos and magazines could be more appealing than usual this month. Your money is on your mind and your mind is on your money, but there’s something lurking beneath your financial preoccupation that deserves your immediate attention. Your bike! It needs immediate attention as you can come across a major malfunction. So now you know where to spend that hard earned money.

CAPRICORN | December 22 – January 19


February 2017 :  You’re finally able to relax and enjoy the weekend rides which you have been waiting for long time. Things get adventurous for you this month. You know how you always want to try that big drop but then you’re like “what if I don’t land properly and crash then I’ve wasted all this money when I could have just bought a road bike which I already know that I like”? Well this month, you take the plunge. Also, get a more interesting life. That is grim.

AQUARIUS | January 20 – February 18


February 2017 : This month, everything will become just as clear as it is unclear. Your hidden riding skills are unearthed as cerebral Mercury aligns with probing Pluto in your 12th trail of Invisibility. Dark Horse is what you’ll be called for coming months… only if you ride every day with padded shorts without sulking. Try not to do too much speaking or walking or living.

PISCES | February 19 – March 20


February 2017 : Love, passion, romance, and training – your mind will focus on these matters all month even if there’s no special person in your life right now. Chances are there is no special person in your life for a long time. However your progress will be slow, but you’ll look like a speeding jackrabbit to someone on the outside. Once you hop over the finish line, you’ll see just how far you’ve come.



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